Creepy Baby Jesus & A.I.

How do you depict an all-knowing baby? Whenever I go to an art museum I am drawn to the variations of a creepy baby Jesus. My collection is robust. It makes me think of the uncanny valley. But when I look at my Creepy Baby Jesus collection today, I see the tale of A.I.  Humans breast-feeding something young, powerful, and strange.

Finding a creepy baby Jesus has been one of my favorite treasure hunts at art museums.

By Jacopo di Cione, 1370, National Gallery of Art, Washington, D.C.
Historical Museum of Crete, Heraklion, Greece
By unknown, 1490, Art Institute of Chicago, Chicago, Illinois
By Olivuccio di Ciccarello, 1400, Cleveland Museum of Art, Cleveland, Ohio
By Agnolo Gaddi, 1386, National Gallery of Art, Washington, D.C.
Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam, Netherlands
By Filippo Lippi, 1437, Barberini Corsini, Rome, Italy
By Giovanni Baronzio, 1335, National Gallery of Art, Washington, D.C.
Metropolitan Musuem of Art, New York, New York
Art Institute of Chicago, Chicago, Illinois
National Gallery of Art, Washington, D.C.
Art Institute of Chicago, Chicago, Illinois
By Carlo Crivelli, 1490, National Gallery of Art, Washington, D.C.
Art Institute of Chicago, Chicago, Illinois
By Paolo di Giovanni Fei, 1390, Metropolitan Musuem of Art, New York, New York
Statens Museum for Kunst (SMK) National Gallery of Denmark, Copenhagen, Denmark
Historical Museum of Crete, Heraklion, Greece
Cleveland Museum of Art, Cleveland, Ohio